Get Well, Sir.

The 'media' focus shifts temporarily to report the really dean news that longtime buddy "The Bong" (below) was pranged in his car by a 120mph nutter last week, and broke his leg 'n' pelvis. Positive things to focus on:

• It could have been alot worse, at that speed.

• The dick who rammed him was fleeing from the law, got caught, and is going to prison, where he'll most likely be somebody's plaything.
  
  
• There'll be some compensation dollars in the pipeline.
  

In the meantime, though, please send your prayers and positive brain messages towards Brother Bong. He deserves them, being awesome.