An Ottava Rima dedicated to the WWE Arabs.
Inside the mind of Vince McMahon, Late 2004.
I want a villain: - loud, dark skin, short fuse -
To show my critics how much of a cinch t'is
To land some easy headlines in the news
And seat an ass down every eighteen inches.
The hicks'll pay to see these Eastern shrews
Get clobbered, spat on, placed in painful clinches...
No Arabs? That Italian kid'll do.
And now, to start the feud off, where's a Jew?
To show my critics how much of a cinch t'is
To land some easy headlines in the news
And seat an ass down every eighteen inches.
The hicks'll pay to see these Eastern shrews
Get clobbered, spat on, placed in painful clinches...
No Arabs? That Italian kid'll do.
And now, to start the feud off, where's a Jew?
posted by Savs at
12:04 AM
2 Comments:
Finally, we have an Arab celebrity capable of standing up to the Tony Shalhoub terror:
http://blogs.nitle.org/almusharaka/archives/tony_photo.jpg
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Jake, at 9:43 AM
Slightly confused.... is this dude a wrestler? I'm gob smacked!?
help
By
Anonymous, at 4:13 PM
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