The Yah-Boo-Dankerties

Thursday, June 23, 2005

An Ottava Rima dedicated to the WWE Arabs.



Inside the mind of Vince McMahon, Late 2004.

        I want a villain: - loud, dark skin, short fuse -
                 To show my critics how much of a cinch t'is
        To land some easy headlines in the news
                 And seat an ass down every eighteen inches.
        The hicks'll pay to see these Eastern shrews
                 Get clobbered, spat on, placed in painful clinches...
        No Arabs? That Italian kid'll do.
        And now, to start the feud off, where's a Jew?

2 Comments:

  • Finally, we have an Arab celebrity capable of standing up to the Tony Shalhoub terror:

    http://blogs.nitle.org/almusharaka/archives/tony_photo.jpg

    By Blogger Jake, at 9:43 AM  

  • Slightly confused.... is this dude a wrestler? I'm gob smacked!?

    help

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:13 PM  

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